I submit, for your approval, the following craigslist post:
We are looking for attractive bartenders with a following. Our theme attire will vary from bikini, lingerie, cheerleader, boy shorts, referee, island girl, etc... Every night will have a different theme. The themes will be coupled with good, home cooked food, excellent service, and a friendly atmosphere. Please send resume and recent pic(s). The pics you submit should show an infectious personality, your creativity, and your passion for the business. The environment is clean, safe, and rules of conduct will apply. We will train for the right applicant.
A few things:
- Before we can define what photos would show "your passion for the business," I think we need to further define the business itself. The business, it would appear, is getting meaty jerkwads to buy more drinks by almost showing them your nips. Finally, a use for all those pictures of guys doing body shots off you!
- Yes, if you are the right applicant, you too can be trained to wear a bikini. Summer is right around the corner, making this the perfect time to learn how to wear a bathing suit.
- Please note: infectious STDs cannot be substituted for infections personality.