The Best New TV Show That Unfortunately Doesn't Actually Exist
Posted on September 25, 2007 at 07:26 PM
There is a new TV show coming out called "Dirty Sexy Money." The billboards look like this (thank you to Nat for the photo):
Now please tell me, have you noticed what I've noticed? That EINSTEIN is in the show?
I mean, look at that guy. White beard, messy white hair. How is he not Einstein? Ladies and gentleman, what I believe we have here is a show about a Nobel-prize winning physicist getting caught up in the hot world of sex and crime. I imagine the first scene of the first episode goes something like this:
Fade in.
Einstein lies in his underwear on an unmade hotel bed. In front of him stands a woman in black lingerie and thigh-high boots. She has her back to the camera.
WOMAN (yelling): You want it? You want it, Albert? Fine, take it!
She throws a fistful of money at Einstein. It flutters down on him.
WOMAN: But Albert, dear Albert. As brilliant as you are, you didn't figure it out. E doesn't equal MC squared. E equals MC dead.
She levels a gun at his head. Einstein gulps.
Cut to black.
EINSTIEN (voice over): It wasn't always this way. It wasn't always this way…for Einstein.
Opening credits.
Easily the best TV show ever.