Occasionally I like to perform the public service of looking at what search terms brought people my website and providing answers to their questions. Today I will tackle this gem: Why can a child smell like pickles?
Here are just a few reasons why a child can smell like pickles:
- The child went on a trip to a pickling plant
- The child dunked him or herself in a jar of brining fluid
- The child purchased or was given a pickle-smelling perfume
- The child recently spent time inside a hamburger-sammich establishment such as McDonald’s or Burger King
- The child replaced all toys with Vlasic Dills and spent the afternoon playing
- Fearful of the looming recession, the child has begun hoarding pickles in preparation for leaner times
- The child joined a pickle-based cult (Warning: do not show the child unpickled cucumbers until he or she has been deprogrammed)
- The child recently ate pickles