Subway Shatner
Posted on January 05, 2007 at 08:48 PM
Subway Shatner is an off-shoot (or, some theorize, split personality) of William Shatner, the actor and spoken word artist. Subway Shatner is an Eagles fan who holds a manilla envelope while waiting for the subway. Subway Shatner shares William Shatner's somewhat doughy build, sparkling young eyes, and lumpy-with-age face. However, if you ask Subway Shatner if he was on Star Trek, he will say no. All Subway Shatner knows is riding the rails. And me starting at him. He knows a little bit about that too.
